The Web of Self-Defense

Posted: June 19, 2024 in Friday Fictioneers
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Momma taught me weaving.

Weft. Warp. Take-up. Let-off.

Color. Texture.

Figuring men don’t much like the female world, we made us a place in the barn loft, where menfolk only went at Christmas to retrieve the plastic tree.

But Uncle Toby, Boxman and Coxum – upriver twins, and Father Axend kept sniffing around me and Momma, finding excuses to come upstairs to put their grimy hands on us.

Enough.

We wove a web.

Come for a jigger of whiskey. Sit here. Scooch left. Perfect.

Each time Momma opened the trap door and a man was let-off, she and I clinked jiggers.

Comments
  1. “Let off” is a lovely piece of euphemism

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  2. James McEwan says:

    A web of deception with a trap door for good measure. A sure thing.

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  3. GHLearner says:

    What a great voice and fine web. Raising my glass to those ladies, and you, word-spinner. 🙂

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  4. A tidy and efficient way to get rid of the vermin.

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  5. Dale says:

    Haha! Good for them! Let off, indeed…

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  6. elmowrites says:

    Lovely flow to this, and I’m glad she and Mamma found away to rid themselves of grubby hands, eve if it was a bit extreme. Makes me wonder what happens to the cast offs after they fall!

    Jen

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  7. Perhaps a tale for later. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a reply!

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  8. Laurie Bell says:

    Oooooo
    I love this. Great descriptions here. Great voice too.
    Smart women. Good on them.

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  9. Good on them, ridding the world of vermin and using their skills to boot. I love the voice of the story and the descriptions. Well done, Alicia!

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  10. Ana Daksina says:

    What an absolutely delicate, yet absolutely powerful use of metaphor! Lovely laugh it gave me, too. Wonderful job!

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  11. James Pyles says:

    Said the flies who were really spiders.

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  12. This is a great taste of what could be a larger story. I like the weaving aspect to it. I’ve always thought that would be fascinating to learn, although it would take a lot of patience, I’m sure.

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  13. The secrets we women keep, if men knew 🙂 Such a tidy way to keep them at bay. Well-done.

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  14. Margaret says:

    Just love this story – the voice, the viewpoint, the language. And the ending! Ha. Perfect.

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  15. I’m keeping well clear! Nice one!

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  16. Sandra says:

    Loved the voice in this, and the imagery of it. Well done

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  17. msjadeli says:

    I like your dual use of the term, “let-off”. They were merciful with the offenders. A quick death was more than they deserved.

    When women learn to regard other women as allies rather than competition, powerful things can happen.

    Alicia, can you tell I liked your story 🙂

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  18. Angela Adams says:

    Good flow and voice. Nicely done!

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  19. Dear Lish,

    I love the voice in this. Left off indeed. Good riddance.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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