Thanks to Dale Rogerson and Rochelle Wisoff-Fields the Friday Fictioneers get to go on vacation with a wild and crazy guy.
What did I do last night? Whose cosmetics are these?
Not mine! Hey! I’m a guy.
I don’t drink wine. I don’t wear red panties.
And I certainly don’t eat pizza. Red meat or nothin’.
What I remember: A conga line. Paper umbrellas. Clinking ice.
This guy drinks scotch on the rocks and wears Speedos,
’cause real guys don’t wear Jockey for Men.
Now, back to the question that hasn’t been asked, “Where am I?”
“Rog, darling!”
Who? What? Damn my head hurts.
H-e-l-l-o.
And there she is, in all her pink-skinned glory.
Not-My-Wife.
This guy is happy!
(100 words)
Up From the Ashes 
I really enjoyed the quickness and wit of this. Nicely done.
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Thanks! I don’t think I like this guy, but he popped into my head.
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Dear Lish,
That’s a helluva way to wake up. I’d love to know what happened the night before. 😉 Good one.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Not my creative best, but I sure had fun with it. Such an odd collection of stuff. I assume it’s in Dale’s hotel room. Thanks for reading and commenting.
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Sounds like a fun night was had by all!
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What could go wrong with a Conga line and paper umbrellas? Ha! Thanks for reading and commenting on my wee bit of frivolity. Alicia
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A pleasure 🙂
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Great story of the office party? It’s fascinating what fixes guys will get into. But I really pity his wife.
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Oh, maybe an office party! I was thinking of a little business get away since Dale Rogerson submitted the picture and has been vacationing this week. Selfish-guy on vacation … Yep, the wife needs to look into a little get-away herself.
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Did she charge him? That would remove all ambiguities!
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The Guy never kisses and tells. At least in that one way, he’s a gentleman. Thanks for reading and wondering.
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ha ha! once, just once I would love a crazy night!
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I think I’ve had too many. At least I always knew where I was and who I was with. Thanks for dropping by! And for leaving a comment.
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Hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
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“and the colored girls go..doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo….” Thanks to Lou Reed!
Glad you reminded me of that song. Listening to it right now. Cheers! Alicia
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We kinda went the same route this week, Alicia! Rog? Hmm… any particular reason you went with that one? 😉
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Yep! You got it! Short for Roger… Love the picture. Glad you’re home, safe and sound. Cheers!
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Mick used to call me Rog…
Thanks! It’s good to be home!
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Then I hope it brought back good memories!
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Ah, brings back memories… heh, only kidding 😉
A bit of a “player” this guy, by the sounds of it.
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Ha! Maybe . . . way back when….
He is a wee bit of a cad, that’s for sure. Thanks for reading.
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Great fun. I enjoyed that it was from a man’s POV.
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Thanks for noticing! I really hadn’t thought about that until yesterday afternoon. I so rarely write from a male POV.
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Oh oh… methinks he drank way too much and is in for a world of trouble.
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Yep! Trouble with a capital “T” is headed his way. Thanks for reading!
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Been there, done that!
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Ah, back when we were young and stupid! Sometimes growing up is a good thing!
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Oh, those tell-tale leftover panties. They’ll get you in trouble every time.
I thought “real men” went commando. 🙂 Fun story, Lish.
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Our guy does wear camo Speedos. Did I forget to mention that? Glad you enjoyed him. As always, I’m glad you stopped by.
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I’ve got some camo myself. I wear those when I’m hunting Big Game. 🙂
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I bet those two would have a crazy night together. This was fabulous, darling. It’s going to be wild if paper umbrellas and Speedos are involved. Not to mention the clinking ice.
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Ha! Thanks! There’s nothing much worse than Speedos. Right? When we were in Mexico once we met a fellow from Holland wearing one. Where DOES one look when talking to a man in a Speedo?
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wow, did he find himself tied spread eagle to the bed, too? 🙂
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Oh! I hadn’t thought of that. I was thinking merely face down, drooling. Thanks for wondering.
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Oh dear, another casualty of a party gone too far. You captured those first thoughts, questions on waking up after such a night, brilliantly
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Thanks, Michael. I’ve never been in a situation like this – not from lack of trying! College daze and archaeological field camps are rife with possibilities. But I’ve known some people who have. Glad you stopped by.
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Sounds like he had a wild night! His poor wife…
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Hopefully, our Rog isn’t married. So glad you came by to read. Thanks for leaving a comment.
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Great stream of consciousness giving an idea of the man Rog is. If only all memory loss could make people this happy.
A great read, letting us wonder what Rog got up to last night.
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Thanks, Sarah Ann. Hangovers cause a bit of a disconnect, don’t they? Have a grand weekend.
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It sounds as if Rog might get a second helping, if he’s lucky 😉 At least this time, he should remember it!
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Yes! Indeed.
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Rog doesn’t sound like a very nice guy at all! Good story, well told.
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Thanks, Clare.
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I like the quick-fire thoughts— true to form, after a night of indulgence. Not that I’d know. 😉
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Oh! Me neither. Thanks for reading! See you tomorrow!
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Yea, I don’t like him either…but I do your story!
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Thanks, Dawn. I think we’ve all known a creepy guy/gal once or twice in our lives.
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Ha Ha! This is such a fun take on the FF prompt!
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Thanks. I’m glad you liked it.
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