Jaimie had to get Mary to the hospital. Now!
How did he know?
She was using his name in vain every five minutes.
The contractions started two hours ago.
“At least four hours before they get serious,” Mary had insisted.
Somehow the contractions didn’t get the memo and
came on seriously – really seriously – at two and half hours.
Now Jaimies’s car was really, really stuck inside a herd of friggin’ sheep.
“Move!” he yelled.
Snaggle-toothed herdsman turned to say, “No worries, laddie, I’ve helped many a ewe give birth.”
As if in protest, the baby slid out on the blanketed seat.
Up From the Ashes 
Nice last line. The baby probably has aspirations of being in high society and didn’t want the first touch it felt to smell like sheep.
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Or perhaps the snaggle-tooth seemed a bit off-putting. Thanks for reading. See you next week.
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I toyed with a similar idea first of all. It worked well for you.
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Thank you, Sandra. It did seem obvious but I wanted to go “light hearted” this time around.
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I’m glad they had the foresight to ‘blanket’ the back seat! Nice idea.
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Yeah, sliding out on plastic seemed yucky. Thanks for reading The Memo
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good one Claire!
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Was I suppose to laugh at this, cause I did.
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Yes! Somehow the heard of sheep seemed too funny to me so I went on the light side. Thanks for seeing the humor
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Dear Alicia,
I laughed at her using his name in vain. Having given birth three times, I know that stage well, as does my husband. 😉 Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks, Rochelle. I’ve never given birth, but remember a joke about a woman wanting to take her husband’s lower lip and stretch it over his head to let him know how truly painful it is. That said it all to me. Cheers.
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[…] thank you to Alicia Jamtas, who noticed that I posted my story on my blog yesterday, but did not it to InLinkz! Arrgh! I do […]
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This is wonderfully descriptive, Alicia! I love Jaimie’s mounting anxiety and the humor infused there. That final line is fantastic! Thanks again for the heads up regarding inLinkz!
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Thanks for reading The Memo. Somehow I always wonder about what kind of emergency could happen while I’m stuck inside a herd of cattle or sheep. (Not that it happens that often.) And, you’re welcome.
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Something few of us have to deal with, but I’ve wondered the same thing! You covered it so well. 🙂
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Wonderfully good. I love that last line, probably a good place to be 😉
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Indeed. A nice soft blanket, no bright lights or beeping machines. Thanks Bjorn!
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Alicia, Good story and very realistic. Babies don’t keep appointments. They’re very independent-minded. Humorous and well done. 🙂 —Susan
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Susan, thanks for appreciating the humor. Tried to go “sunny-side-up” this week. Glad it worked.
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That’s really funny although your lady readers may be gritting their teeth. Do some more.
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Glad you saw the humor in this. I’ll do my best. Alicia
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Clever ending — and a very charming story!
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Thanks!
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I wondered how many times that’s happened… some clever funny lines here. She was using his name in vain every five minutes… I can just imagine what she was saying!
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Thanks. I’m so glad you thought this was funny. That’s what sheep do to me!
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Just think: the blanketed seat may have gotten its start in an earlier herd being driven by the Snaggle-toothed herdsman! I’ve got to use the word snaggled-toothed as soon as possible. Funny story, Alicia!
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Perry, I hadn’t thought of that, but my imagination had conjured “scratchy” for some reason. Perhaps thinking of a purple wool blanket that had been on my grandmother’s bed. Thanks for reading.
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Farmer – next best thing to a midwife! Baby didn’t seem to think so, mind.
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That’s true! Farmers help with births all the time!
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That last line is so visual, “slid out.” I can picture it even though I’ve never witnessed a real birth. I bet being in labor for only about six hours is far better than what a lot of women experience. But, she’ll have a good story to tell later.
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All that is quite true. And she and Jaimie will laugh!
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I don’t blame the baby for coming along without the help of the snuggle-tooth! 🙂
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Pretty scary stuff! Thanks for reading and commenting. Cheers! Alicia. (P.S. our cat’s name is Freya. She’s a true Norse God in a goofy kind of way)
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A great name for a cat! 🙂
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For her – especially. The people up the street abandoned her when they move to Alaska. On a cold a windy November night she came down the hill, tucked her head between my arm and chest and asked if she could live with us. “Indeed,” said we. She’s pure magic.
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Fantastic ending!
Love, Renee
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Thanks!
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Must be the second-born. They tend to come a lot faster.
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Yes! Perhaps it is! Thanks for reading.
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Well, when in Rome … babies, sheep, it’s all good. Funny!
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Glad you saw the humor in this. Thanks for reading and commenting. Until next week.
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It sounds like little baby got the memo! I thought the farmer offering to deliver was great. Fun story.
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Thanks, Amy! Farmer-guy was just tryin’ to help.
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A wonderful touch of humour in the end to balance the tense start. Nicely done.
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Thanks so very much for taking the time to read this weeks piece! Glad you saw the balancing act.
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That could have been a sticky (sorry!) situation! I think the baby had the right idea. Ewe did a great job. 😉
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Thank ewe! It got fleecy toward the end. Cheers.
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Great story, Alicia. Women in labor are known to use foul language when screaming at the husband. Mine almost choked me to death when have contractions with our firstborn.
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I guess men, too,have to have a little pain during childbirth. Thanks so much for reading and commenting.
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Alicia- you and I were definitely on he same page this week. Though the shepherd is a wee bit scarier. Smart Baby!
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Hee Hee! It WAS a smart baby. Thanks!
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Love this story. Reminds me of another birth in…Bethlehem. Maybe it’s the sheep that took me back there.
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Maybe! Thanks for the interesting thought. And thanks for reading.
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Thanks Alicia for a wonderful, humorous story! I’ve had 4 boys and know how this works. Clever to have a blanket in the car to catch the baby! Excellent! Nan Claire 🙂
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